Коли хіть молодого хлопця зустрічає можливість

No, of all days for him to tell me that I'm not dressed appropriately would be today.

It's fucking five years ago before I got married, but now, God forbid, casual Friday turns into slutty secretary Friday.

I don't know. He's an asshole.

I got something on myself anyways. I guess I had to go home and change anyways, but...

Oh my God. I swear, I leave this place immaculate, I come home and this is what it looks like.