Британський стриптиз студента університету

Look what I came home to. A little surprise. No note, no hint, just here waiting for me.

I wonder who thought I deserved this. You didn't have anything to do with this, did

you? Seems like the kind of thing that you'd do, leaving me all curious, dying to open

it. But I think I'll wait. After all, isn't teasing what I do best? Maybe instead of opening

it, I'll give you a little gift of my own. Something you've been waiting for. You love